Question:
I was driving on highway and saw signs for state prison. I had this
discussion with my friend. If a person was jailed for a longtime, is his wife
allowed to visit him and have sex ?
Well she is married to him and needs it. Does the law allow it ?
Answer:
10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with just: "Hell."
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately
scream, "Get off my back!!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "In" box.
7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep
because you just don't care.
6. You have so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to LOGON.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know the pager will go
off before the alarm does.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.
And the number one sign that you are burned out because of work?
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right
now
If you want to take that to the absurd. some liberal minded people, feel that if
rich people get access to something due to their wealth, that the government
should provide the less unfortunate similiar things. Well, perhaps the
government should provide sex/love partners for those in need? What would that
be like?...
I am a conservative anarchist! Still, liberal is not an insult. Personally, I
do believing in helping those who are truly committed to changing their lives
and bettering themselves. I am not for handouts for people, businesses,
churches, or other groups. If a business can't stand on it's own 2 feet, it is
not the job of the government to bail them out. People are smart enough to take
care of themselves and do not need to have the government take over their lives
and control them for their own good.
